" Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??" »
Illuminati Apocalypse Bunker or not, you can't argue that those are some seriously oddball and kind of fucked up murals to have in an airport. Little kids in coffins?!?! The fuck?!? »
No coffee? Ha! Enjoy your early onset alzheimers! I'll continue caffeinating the fuck out of myself on the reg! Race you to senility! You're winning! »
Won't hide anything unless he also Dremmel'd off the VIN number. Which is also useless to do because uh, yellow Lamborghini. »
Conversely, Giuliana Rancic's breath must smell like her daily post-meal vomit mixed with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. »
Early aughts GQ/Esquire-ish "how to be an authentic man's man" horseshit article/rant is wrong and stupid. »
...And they both look like Mark Arm from Mudhoney. (who should win a lifetime achievement award, but never will.) »
"Williams was aboard a Chinook helicopter when it was hit and grounded by enemy fire over Baghdad." »...Along with my wife...Morgan Fairchild...Who I've seen naked.