I think you meant to write "Train conductor who kicked selfie asshole in the head is going to be awarded piles of money, bronze statue depicting the moment of boot-to head contact erected in his hometown, keys to the city, line of work-boots named after him, and ticker tape parade through Disneyland because he's a… » 4/22/14 10:44am Tuesday 10:44am

Call this a hasty thumbnail sketch of the "protesters" if you will , but ten to one odds are that none of them are SF/Oakland natives. So its one set of transplant gentrifiers that changed the economic landscape /made it inhospitable to lower income natives complaining about a more recent transplant gentrifier doing the… » 4/16/14 9:28am 4/16/14 9:28am

Jesus H. Christmas! Un-clench your sphincters, grammar nerds! You are not copy editing the letters to Harper's. Its friggin' Gawker!(Note: multiple apostrophes , unnecessary parentheses ,and punctuation errors intentionally left in to further drive you up your stupid grammar OCD wall... Wait. I meant to write, 'you're… » 4/11/14 10:15am 4/11/14 10:15am

But if you leave now, you'll miss the opening of the artisan candy dispensary that is "inspired" by the original candy factory that once stood on that site! It'll be run by two guys with olde-tyme-y handlebar mustaches and tasteful full sleeve tattoos! I totally saw them profiled on the Sartorialist last month! » 3/13/14 12:09pm 3/13/14 12:09pm